May 2011
Never know what you're gonna find when you break...
2 dead wasps, £3 in change, a drumstick, countless bottletops, 2 forks, 3 dead spiders curled up and some other shit.
Ban:
Xfactor and any news related stories about some Geordie bint
High-top shoes
People who clap after the plane lands
That guy who talks louder because he knows hes wrong
That bus driver who wouldnt let me on the bus that one time because i was 20p short
Anyone who complains about something on Facebook
Seth McFarlane from making any more seasons of Family guy
To do list:
Go to Germany
Go to Holland
Go to Ireland
Climb Snowdon
Any tag-alongs?
Why havent I seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall...
Such a good film.
Any girl that says Wine, Bbz or Tha girls
I want to punch square in the face.
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You know you're a sad bastard when...
you flip out because someone didn’t put your ipod cable in the proper draw
Anonymous asked: Josh Groban, what a man. You're edging closer to H.
Anonymous asked: I saw the police man and punched him in the eye,
To serve and protect, what a lie.
To serve and protect, what a lie.
Anonymous asked: Nah you're not quite that G, but you're definitely OG. I'm tempted to say more OG than Loc.
Anonymous asked: You're so OG
Anyone from Germany know the best places to go?
Off this summer and all ive got so far is Berlin, Munich and Cologne.
I'm starting to dislike the weekends.
Technology eh?
Just bought ‘The Low End Theory’ while taking a shit.
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Iphone now in WHITE
Why is Apple so innovative? If making it white doesnt turn your knobs why dont you buy an iPad 2 its exactly the same as the old one but 0.05mm slimmer. I swear the only people buying this shit are the same people who spent £1000 on a laptop because it has Photobooth on it.
I won't be held responsible if you cant take a...
When everyone goes back to tech and work and stuff
prettysickthings:
ishotthehero:
And Mr. Unemployed is sitting here like
Tell me about it!
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Niggah niggah niggah niggah niggah Im 100% Niggah.
You'd think Samwise Gamgee would have lost some...