I might quit being unemployed and become a...
42-5? You can’t touch me baby.
What is up with that duck face girls pull?
Just walked home from my mates Girlfriends house.
Not what you think he was there but yeah we saw 2 frogs going at it and i found a really good stick, it was class.
I feel sorry for you Americans, you haven't got...
Or do you? I remember seeing Dairy Milk over there but i think it was priced at like $4 or something equally as stupid. Can’t remember what i was going to write about but yeah.
Why dont you stop reblogging sex and instead go...
I just did this infront of my cat and he scrammed the fuck out of me.
Dälek - Negro Necro Nekros. Reks - Rhythmatic Eternal King Supreme. Surroundings - Surroundings.
was the best Jackass member. Fact.
When Christain Bale puts on that stupid Batman...
Is knowing all the words to 'Protect ya neck'...
Shorts are on
Lock up your daughters.
I cant care how sunny it is outside.
For some reason i cant go outside without wearing a hoodie, its a weird security thing i reckon.
There's too much stuff on my dash that isn't...
“Ross is only 20, he had to quit college and find a job to pay bills and keep his car on the road. Because of this he cannot enjoy life. If you donate just £2.50, Ross will smile for a few moments while drinking a cold pint of Stella Artois, £5.99 will even get him a month on Xbox live. £3 will stop his hunger with a mixed kebab. Please give money, and make sure fellows like Ross gets the...
Theres too many ____ in the world.
a. Genres of music. b. Phone shops. c. Rebecca Blacks. d. Shit bands makings even worse music. e. Jeans/Trousers that are for some reason elasticated at the ankle. f. Men buying these stupid Trousers which mean even more will be made. g. TopMan shops. h. High-Top shoes. i. People rolling up their T-shirt sleeves. j. Trainer socks. k. Girls using fake tan. I could go on and on but i...
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Remember when Brian Griffin wasn't a total...
Instead he was a sarcastic, chain smoking, smart arse? Yeah i do.
No need for 30 minutes of porn
The other 29 minutes is just filler.
My cat always wanders in and stares at me while i...
Its very frustrating because i stop and start, i dont know why hes so fascinated by it because he does it too. Jokes on him because hes off to the vet tomorrow to have his balls lopped off ha ha ha.
@favioladiko & tiger-style
Finger fuck or a good thumbing. Moist should only be used when talking about food. Even then its wrong!
'Fingering' is the most disgusting word out there....
Need a wank
Watching Old School and eating a curry. Lovin’ it.