Fuck going out! I’ve got Jools Holland and Match of the Day. Need no more.
Because of reasons I'm spending New Years in tonight.
Is Friends the only programme that gets played from start to finish then back around again and still gets watched no matter what?
Who said Electric wizard isn't getting ready music?
No one, thats who!
No matter what you put into WebMD you're either dead, dying or a medical marvel.
A girl I used to sit behind in Geography is having a kid.
I’m on google looking for cheats for GTA San Andreas. Mature to the bone!
I can't wrap presents to save my life.
They look like a blind, amputee went on a mad one.