My parents met the midget who played R2D2 in Malta...
Someone ring autoglass I'm smashed
Bought some expensive ass food for my cat
And he’d prefer to eat the cheese spread i just dropped on my shoe…
Stuck my fingers up to a Londoner and he chased me...
Awww yeah I got tickets to see The Stone Roses...
New York is booked!
Anyone know the best places to go in NY? What I’ve learned from Futurama is that Jersey is a dump, so dont recommend Jersey.
Wales lost, but you can't fault that performance.
Chin up boyos.
Fu Manchu - Evil Eye The best song on Tony Hawks...
I was wondering where my old man was because I...
But he just called from a payphone in Benidorm, hasn’t slept in 30 hours and still drunk from spending the entire weekend in bars with his mates. I thought turning 50 was the end of everything, guess not.
Beastie Boys - Girls Jockin’ Mike D. to my...
Went to London, spent £150, went to the Supreme store, ate like a king, came home, went to see Basement and Ill Communication in LePub, got drunk, ate like a king then hung out with the wife and the dogs and ate like a king. Im full.
American Dad > Most stuff
Oh you got your tits out on cam to some boy and...