January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I hate that stupid face people give you when you...
You know that one as if you just punted a baby 60ft in the air.
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: FARTED??? hahahaha.....i mean....eewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jan 30th
I farted then burst out laughing
why wasn’t anyone here to hear how funny it was?!
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Dont strech your ears kids
I spent about half a hour in the bath looking for the stupid things.
Jan 30th
Anonymous asked: YOU are very, very attractive.
Jan 30th
1 tag
Boardwalk empire looks good doesn't it.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Some ebayer gave me bad feedback cos i forgot to...
Greasy fuck.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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1 tag
Jan 29th
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Couple of guys on skype on a saturday night?
Sounds kinda gay
Jan 29th
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You know what was awesome.
This album
Jan 28th
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ListenSpazz - The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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No words could describe how I feel in this place,...
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: lol. would invite u out but i live in berlin. 1am? thats when things get started! oh wait, bars and stuff close like at 12 where u live huh?
Jan 28th
Anonymous asked: why are you home on a friday night? shouldnt you be out partying and drinking and stuff like that?
Jan 28th
1 tag
Jan 28th
I sphynx Mubarak is a proper Giza.
Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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When you see someone and think fuck off are you...
then you see they have a boyfriend and think “lucky prick”
Jan 27th
1 tag
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Fuck all you hoes, Get a grip motherfucker.
Jan 26th
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1 tag
Jan 26th
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Wizard-sleeve wednesday
The new topless tuesday. Make it happen.
Jan 26th
If you're a Northern lass feel lucky
Haven’t spoken, seen or sat next to a bad one yet. Proper babes the lot and bloody nice to look at haha
Jan 26th
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Just called a girl "mate" in my defence she was a...
Jan 25th
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Bracewar, foundation & breaking point tonight
6 hours on a bus, 7 episodes of simpsons down and the entire balance and composure discography. What up Manchester?
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
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Nice birthday, thanks for all the comments you...
Now off to bed i go for Bracewar, Foundation and Breaking Point in Manchester tomorrow. WITNESS THE RISE OF THE SUUUUUUN!
Jan 24th
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am--pm asked: welcome to lee carvallo's putting challenge. i am carvallo... choose a club. you have chosen three wood.  may I suggest a putter...
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
Anonymous asked: I personally like turtle on turtle action I hope people don't freak out about that
Jan 23rd
sadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd asked: people need to calm the fuck down, holy shit
Jan 23rd
Anonymous asked: I'm actually a straight female, you fucking ignorant piece of shit.
Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: Seriously not happy about a gay dude following you? fuck off, wanker
Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: how do you feel about a gay guy following your tumblr??? just cuz....lol.

oh and happy birthday!
Jan 23rd
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Birthday or something
I’m 20 if you don’t get it. Oh and if you’re a Green Bay fan, what the fuck is up Super Boooowl.
Jan 23rd
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sycb-deactivated20110620 asked: i'm not a total weirdo i promise but were you at terror yesterday?
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
15 notes
Its my birthday in about 7 hours
I dont wanna turn 20. I want to be able to walk to the toy isle and not be judged by on lookers or throw spaghetti all over the place and expect someone else to clean it up and instead of getting a row they get the camera out!
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
102 notes
Anyone else get that urge to shout 'NOBODY CARES!'...
When they’re spilling their guts about shit that doesnt matter, isnt that important and a 100x less than what you’re making it.
Jan 21st
I'm Chandler blerrrrrghgghg
Jan 21st