I hate that stupid face people give you when you...
You know that one as if you just punted a baby 60ft in the air.
Anonymous asked: FARTED??? hahahaha.....i mean....eewwwwwwwwwwwww.
I farted then burst out laughing
why wasn’t anyone here to hear how funny it was?!
Dont strech your ears kids
I spent about half a hour in the bath looking for the stupid things.
Anonymous asked: YOU are very, very attractive.
Boardwalk empire looks good doesn't it.
Some ebayer gave me bad feedback cos i forgot to...
Couple of guys on skype on a saturday night?
Sounds kinda gay
You know what was awesome.
Spazz - The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All...
No words could describe how I feel in this place,...
Anonymous asked: lol. would invite u out but i live in berlin. 1am? thats when things get started! oh wait, bars and stuff close like at 12 where u live huh?
Anonymous asked: why are you home on a friday night? shouldnt you be out partying and drinking and stuff like that?
I sphynx Mubarak is a proper Giza.
When you see someone and think fuck off are you...
then you see they have a boyfriend and think “lucky prick”
Fuck all you hoes, Get a grip motherfucker.
The new topless tuesday. Make it happen.
If you're a Northern lass feel lucky
Haven’t spoken, seen or sat next to a bad one yet. Proper babes the lot and bloody nice to look at haha
Just called a girl "mate" in my defence she was a...
Bracewar, foundation & breaking point tonight
6 hours on a bus, 7 episodes of simpsons down and the entire balance and composure discography. What up Manchester?
Nice birthday, thanks for all the comments you...
Now off to bed i go for Bracewar, Foundation and Breaking Point in Manchester tomorrow. WITNESS THE RISE OF THE SUUUUUUN!
am--pm asked: welcome to lee carvallo's putting challenge. i am carvallo... choose a club. you have chosen three wood. may I suggest a putter...
Anonymous asked: I personally like turtle on turtle action I hope people don't freak out about that
sadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd asked: people need to calm the fuck down, holy shit
Anonymous asked: I'm actually a straight female, you fucking ignorant piece of shit.
Anonymous asked: Seriously not happy about a gay dude following you? fuck off, wanker
Anonymous asked: how do you feel about a gay guy following your tumblr??? just cuz....lol.
oh and happy birthday!
oh and happy birthday!
Birthday or something
I’m 20 if you don’t get it. Oh and if you’re a Green Bay fan, what the fuck is up Super Boooowl.
sycb-deactivated20110620 asked: i'm not a total weirdo i promise but were you at terror yesterday?
Its my birthday in about 7 hours
I dont wanna turn 20. I want to be able to walk to the toy isle and not be judged by on lookers or throw spaghetti all over the place and expect someone else to clean it up and instead of getting a row they get the camera out!
Anyone else get that urge to shout 'NOBODY CARES!'...
When they’re spilling their guts about shit that doesnt matter, isnt that important and a 100x less than what you’re making it.
I'm Chandler blerrrrrghgghg